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Ambrose Bierce sayings
 
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Accuse: To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged them.
Law and Politics
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted into each others' pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Law and PoliticsWar and Peace
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Life and DeathMen and Women
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Altruism and Cynicism
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Wisdom and Ignorance
Cannon: An instrument used in the rectification of national boundaries.
War and Peace
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
Wisdom and Ignorance
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Wealth and Poverty
Coward: one who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Vice and VirtueWar and Peace
Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Law and Politics
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding.
Wisdom and Ignorance
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
Altruism and Cynicism
Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
Altruism and Cynicism
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Science and Religion
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Love and HateSuccess and Failure
Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
Love and HateSuccess and Failure
Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.
Love and Hate
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, "patriotism" is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first.
Law and Politics
Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Love and Hate
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
Vice and Virtue
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