| |  | | | | | | | | | | | | A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. | | Life and Death | | | | | A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. | | Vice and Virtue | | | | | Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. | | Life and Death | | | | | If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day weekend. | | Work and Recreation | | | | | Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. | | Work and Recreation | | | | | | Aphorisms: 1 - 5 of 5 | Pages: 1 | | | |
