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| The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you. | | Vice and Virtue | | |
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| The scriptures teach us the best way of living, the noblest ways of suffering, and the most comfortable ways of dying. | | Vice and Virtue | | |
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| The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing. | | Science and Religion | | |
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| The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife. | | Love and Hate | | |
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| The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. | | Success and Failure | | |
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| The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune. | | Wealth and Poverty | | |
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| The world is governed more by appearance than realities, so it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as it is to know it. | | Wisdom and Ignorance | | |
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| There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful. | | Success and Failure | | |
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| There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. | | Success and Failure | | |
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| There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition. | | Work and Recreation | | |
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| There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason. | | Altruism and Cynicism | | |
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| There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's. | | Love and Hate | | |
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| There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects. | | Success and Failure | | |
