|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? | | Work and Recreation | | |
|
| If everyone would sweep in front of their own door, the whole world would be clean. | | Vice and Virtue | | |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever. | | Food and Drink | | |
|
| |
|
| If only I could be respected without having to be respectable. | | Vice and Virtue | | |
|
| If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything. | | Work and Recreation | | |
|
| If people talk negatively about you, live so that no one will believe them. | | Vice and Virtue | | |
|
| If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. | | Men and Women | | |
|
| If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will. | | Success and Failure | | |
|
| If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. | | Success and Failure | | |
|
| If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving. | | Love and Hate | | |
|
| If voting should change anything, there would be a law against it. | | Law and Politics | | |
|
| If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater. | | Love and Hate | | |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
