| |  | | | | | | | | | | | | A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. | | Work and Recreation | | | | | | | | Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. | | Law and Politics | | | | | Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. | | Work and Recreation | | | | | | | | I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. | | Law and Politics | | | | | | | | | Aphorisms: 1 - 7 of 7 | Pages: 1 | | | |