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Aphorisms by authors » Woody Allen
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Life and DeathLove and Hate
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by living forever.
Life and Death
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Science and Religion
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Science and Religion
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
Love and Hate
Marriage is the death of hope.
Love and Hate
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Wealth and Poverty
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Success and Failure
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Love and Hate
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