| |  | | | | | | | | | | | | A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. | | Don Quinn | | | | | A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes. | | Fontenelle | | | | | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. | | Robert Frost | | | | | A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat. | | Unknown | | | | | A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. | | Elbert Hubbard | | | | | A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy. | | Unknown | | | | | A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. | | Friedrich Nietzsche | | | | | A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. | | Unknown | | | | | A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. | | Jane Austen | | | | | | | | Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. | | Henry Louis Mencken | | | | | Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. | | Ambrose Bierce | | | | | Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt. | | Rudyard Kipling | | | | | Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. | | Helen Rowland | | | | | Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. | | Benny Hill | | | | | Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them. | | Mae West | | | | | | | | I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. | | Walt Disney | | | | | | Aphorisms: 1 - 20 of 52 | Pages: 1 2 3 » | | | |
