| |  | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male. | | Unknown | | | | | When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. | | Giovanni Boccaccio | | | | | Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. | | Alexandre Dumas | | | | | Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. | | Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | | | | | | | You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside. | | Heathcote Williams | | | | | | Aphorisms: 41 - 52 of 52 | Pages: « 1 2 3 | | | |