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| "Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself. | | Mary H. Waldrip | | |
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| A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday. | | Thomas Ybarra | | |
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| A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. | | Unknown | | |
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| A single fact can spoil a good argument. | | Unknown | | |
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| A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. | | Unknown | | |
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| A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam. | | Unknown | | |
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| Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion; rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science. | | Gary Zukav | | |
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| According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. | | Ashleigh Brilliant | | |
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| All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't. | | Unknown | | |
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| An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know. | | Unknown | | |
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| An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. | | Laurence J. Peter | | |
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| An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. | | Nicholas Murray Butler | | |
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| Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. | | E. F. Schumacher | | |
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| Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. | | James Klass | | |
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| Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. | | Arthur C. Clarke | | |
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| Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. | | Samuel Goldwyn | | |
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| Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. | | Mickey Mouse | | |
