| |  | | | | | | | | | | | | Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. | | Danny Kaye | | | | | Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters. | | Ross Presser | | | | | Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | | | | Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd. | | René Char | | | | | Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy. | | Albert Einstein | | | | | Measure twice because you can only cut once. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. | | Oscar Wilde | | | | | | | | Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | Most plans are just inaccurate predictions. | | Ben Bayol | | | | | Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. | | Jr. Murphy | | | | | My hands are free, but my mind hesitates. | | Unknown | | | | | Necessity is the mother of invention. | | Plato | | | | | Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful. | | Unknown | | | | | | | | |
