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| It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. | | Kehlog Albran | | |
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| It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it's been though a blender first. | | Les Barker | | |
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| It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. | | Unknown | | |
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| It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. | | Unknown | | |
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| It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. | | Gore Vidal | | |
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| It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle? | | Unknown | | |
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| It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous. | | Peter Benchley | | |
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| It's better to be an authentic loser than a false success, and to die alive than to live dead. | | William Markiewicz | | |
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| Jenkinson's Law: It won't work. | | Unknown | | |
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| Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time. | | Unknown | | |
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| Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. | | Unknown | | |
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| Just because you've been wiping your ass for twenty years, that doesn't mean you've been doing it right. | | John Winsett | | |
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| Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women. | | Lord Kelvin | | |
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| Laugh at your problems; everybody else does. | | Unknown | | |
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| Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. | | Unknown | | |
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