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| A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour. | | Elbert Hubbard | | |
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| A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. | | Will Rogers | | |
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| A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. | | Dyer | | |
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| A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. | | Lao Tzu | | |
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| A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. | | Unknown | | |
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| A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around. | | Peter Wastholm | | |
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| A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. | | Unknown | | |
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| A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. | | "Fats" Domino | | |
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| A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted. | | Unknown | | |
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| A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. | | Lao Tzu | | |
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| All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. | | Aristotle | | |
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| Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. | | Charlie McCarthy | | |
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| Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. | | Robert Benchley | | |
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| By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve. | | Robert Frost | | |
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| Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary. | | Richard Harkness | | |
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| Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative. | | Ray Prince | | |
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| Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. | | Wilson Mizner | | |
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| Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. | | Unknown | | |
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