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Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
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tiny.ag/nsh95i8e · ★★☆☆ Fair (268 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
tiny.ag/bmuf1k6g · ★★☆☆ Fair (304 ratings) · submitted 1997
People do not resist change -- they resist being changed.
tiny.ag/vdvrew4w · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
tiny.ag/xhom8dbn · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
Only those who do not expect anything are never disappointed. Only those who never try, never fail.
tiny.ag/cdzh2i5q · ★★☆☆ Fair (205 ratings) · submitted 1997
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
tiny.ag/2j17qytc · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1999
One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.
tiny.ag/ybv1maqw · ★★☆☆ Fair (335 ratings) · submitted 1997 by Gord Weitzel
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
tiny.ag/3xgs0jwo · ★★☆☆ Fair (196 ratings) · submitted 1997
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
One does not make friends, one recognizes them.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/z1irlfxp · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.
tiny.ag/xjb1ypdu · ★★☆☆ Fair (126 ratings) · submitted 1997
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/njk4cbzp · ★★☆☆ Fair (113 ratings) · submitted 1997
Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.
tiny.ag/51wy2e6t · ★★☆☆ Fair (754 ratings) · submitted (updated 1:20)
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
tiny.ag/xl1yrua8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (228 ratings) · submitted 1997
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand.
tiny.ag/lkbki8ft · ★★☆☆ Fair (305 ratings) · submitted 1997
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
tiny.ag/qkyrww23 · ★★☆☆ Fair (198 ratings) · submitted 1997
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
tiny.ag/iltu4sq1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (101 ratings) · submitted 1997
Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
tiny.ag/v9nue1vj · ★★☆☆ Fair (182 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/rhb5ylek · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 1997
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.
tiny.ag/xadsxg7n · ★★☆☆ Fair (123 ratings) · submitted 1997
First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.
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