Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · ★★☆☆ Fair (298 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · ★★☆☆ Fair (271 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (296 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/tr9cqzsg · ★★☆☆ Fair (259 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex is what women have and men want.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/u0wakq2d · ★★☆☆ Fair (307 ratings) · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · ★★☆☆ Fair (291 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/c8lfkzap · ★★☆☆ Fair (278 ratings) · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/i3egysnq · ★★☆☆ Fair (269 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ba1k2myj · ★★☆☆ Fair (1021 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Falcon
Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/exb7lihg · ★★☆☆ Fair (267 ratings) · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/uakf86jl · ★★☆☆ Fair (270 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ahwnboyz · ★★☆☆ Fair (254 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · ★★☆☆ Fair (277 ratings) · submitted 1997
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (2985 ratings) · submitted 1997
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
tiny.ag/ndewfsya · ★★☆☆ Fair (980 ratings) · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
tiny.ag/7j6zgqod · ★★☆☆ Fair (359 ratings) · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women
tiny.ag/umjestnq · ★★☆☆ Fair (817 ratings) · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
tiny.ag/byi02vnc · ★★☆☆ Fair (881 ratings) · submitted 1997
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
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