Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (914 ratings) · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · ★★☆☆ Fair (1213 ratings) · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · ★★☆☆ Fair (908 ratings) · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · ★★☆☆ Fair (298 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (296 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · ★★☆☆ Fair (271 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1997
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Life and Death and Men and Women
tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · ★★☆☆ Fair (843 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · ★★☆☆ Fair (874 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · ★★☆☆ Fair (837 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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